“This Shift Is Ludicrous” Sweatshirt

For those shifts that make you question your life choices—but at least your outfit isn’t one of them. Whether you’re surviving a 12-hour marathon or just reliving it on your day off, this sweatshirt keeps you wrapped in comfort and sarcasm.

Made from an ultra-soft cotton and polyester blend, it’s perfect for post-shift naps, coffee runs, or scrolling through your charting trauma in style. Designed by nurses who get it, this is your new favorite uniform—minus the scrubs.

Product details:

• 80% cotton / 20% polyester blend for plush softness

• Relaxed fit with ribbed cuffs and collar

• OEKO-TEX certified dyes (because we care about more than just our patients)

• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and never iron your feelings

• 	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
  Width, in	21.00	23.00	25.00	26.50	28.00	29.50
  Length, in	27.50	28.50	29.50	30.50	31.50	32.50
  Sleeve length from center back, in	31.50	33.50	35.25	36.75	38.25	39.25
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50