Santa's EKG

Get the paddles! Santa's going down!

Uh Oh! The big boy is in V-fib and it's up to you and Rudolph to save Christmas!

This Gildan sweatshirt sets the stage for Santa's very questionable rhythm. Soft, warm, and built to survive both chaotic shifts and chaotic family gatherings, the classic Gildan fit sits roomy through the shoulders and gently tapers at the cuffs for that easy, lived-in silhouette. Durable double-needle seams mean it’ll last longer than the big man's current cardiac rhythm, and the tear-away label keeps things comfortable while you’re shocking some sense into the season.

Wear it for late-night cookie duty, by the glow of the tree, or anytime you need a festive layer.

Product Features

• Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

• Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth, durability, and everyday comfort

• Classic crewneck silhouette with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention

• Soft tear-away label

• Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Only non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron

• Do not dry clean